TG caption: Riding the edge

Thomas: Go ahead Calvin, you didn't mind when you stepped into the MAU and turned yourself in to a pretty girl saying you wanted to try new things that only women want to do. You said you wanted to try how to suck a cock like a little cock sucker, that the mere thought of it made your new pussy tingle. You so eagerly pulled and sucked that you made me so hard. My throbbing cock showering you with hot jizz. now that you've taken some cum into your sweet mouth, you'll be stuck just like you are!

Calvin: No!!! Shit, This was supposed to be a one time thing. I can't be a girl. Stop. Crap, I swallowed some...

Thomas: I know. You thought you could just play with my cock and then not make me cum. Surprise, you're my bitch now. Get back here and be a good girl now or you'll be on the street with no money or ID. I'm sure guys would love that.

TG caption: the-headpiece

An old school TG captions that starts like this, a long long time many moons ago, somewhere in the middle east a boy and a girl have a costume idea for the now called Halloween.

TG caption: a-better-wife

Could you get used to be like this caption... every day?

Question: I just burned the roof of my mouth on a hot pocket. What should I do? I think I'm getting a blister :'(

It's a good thing you asked me this question because immediate action is required. As soon as I got this email I sensed the emergency in your tone of question. Please do not panic. Here is what you have to do it and you need to do it fast if you want to live. Pay attention as you won't have another chance and I'm not repeating myself.

Step 1. Run downstairs to a sleazy bar/strip club where there are little holes on the stalls.

Step 2. IMPORTANT. Keep your mouth open at all times as you come closer to the little holes. Do not under any circumstances close your mouth as it would result in permanent damage caused by the hot pocket chemical residues.

Step 3. As you come into contact of the little hole, something hard will protrude from the other side and it will slide in and out of your mouth several times. Do not be scared. Soon you will feel moistness in your mouth which will start to relieve and heal your mouth.

Step 4. Stay in position as the hard softness pumps your mouth full of healing liquid. Make sure you open wide and let it hit the back of your throat where the hot pocket did most of the damage.

Step 5. As you feel the last squirts hit the back of your throat, say thank you.

Now, run and do as I told you before it is too late! I'd hate to lose another reader to the evils of hot pockets.

TG caption: lick-it-all-clean

A fun TG caption appropriate to all the questions you guys have been asking. Keep them coming... the questions that is.

Question: Have you eat your cum?

The curiosity killed the cat and so have I been guilty of such pleasures. I have tasted my cum when masturbating thinking of someone spilling their hot jizz all over my tummy after he fucked me silly with my legs spread wide open. I imagined his cock spurting it out then I scooped some with my finger, brought it to my mouth parting my lips and letting the goey goodness down my throat. There was something about the whole thing that just triggers the feminine parts of my brain and takes the fantasy to a whole new level giving it a taste of reality. It sent shivers down my spine.

TG caption: dont-be-so-surprised

Will it be that surprising too when she swallows that cum and the spell becomes permanent?

TG caption: paid-under-the-table

You have to love Germans, they are good honest people.

Question: Had you been cornered inebriated on Halloween by a bloke, and he gave you the choice of physical violence or relieving him with your lovely hands, what would you have done? What if it were lips instead of hands? ;-)

It really depends on how drunk I was. If I was just a little drunk I'd scream, run and probably fall on my heels and then he'd catch up to me and make me suck him off.

If I was pretty drunk, I'd probably start off with my hands, see the precum on the tip of his cock and then think, "I wonder what that tastes like." My natural curiosity and lack of judgment would lead my lips to touch the bulb of his head and soon gulp gobs of his cum.

If I was reaaaally drunk, then I'd start by licking the tip of his cock and teasing it then use my hands and after a good 10 minutes of slowly letting him fuck my mouth I'd look up and tell him I was a dirty whore. He'd end up slapping me, calling me names, pulling my hair as I gagged with his shaft deep in my throat. In the end, he'd pull out and spray my face with his cum as I thanked him.

So yeah... it really depends.

TG caption: the-secret-party

TG caption where the curiosity didn't quite killed the cat but a new pussy cat learns her lesson.

TG caption: new-position-of-power

Power comes in many ways in the TG caption world even if you are on your knees.

TG caption: morning-surprise

Even the best laid our plans sometimes fail.

TG caption: maybe-my-boyfriend-is-right

A TG caption that is all about letting your inner girl come out.

TG caption: no-turning-back

There might not be any turning back on this TG cap but she can always be on her back now.

TG caption: party-with-a-witch

Party time TG caption!

Question: aural sex(google it) vs oral sex?

First I apologize that you had to ask this question twice. I still have the original question in my inbox and I had just not felt the creative juices overflowing in my head and pouring out of my ears into the computer screen to answer it. I looked it up and here is what the urban dictionary defines aural sex as: "Sexual intercourse involving one or more penises being inserted into the earhole(s). Also known as an "ear-job".

What can I say... hmmm... you're weird? I do not enjoy having things in my ears clogging it all up so I would have to pick oral sex. It just seems having something in my mouth is much more enjoyable than something in my ear.

Ok. Kidding.

You probably mean the other definition of aural sex: "The act of giving or receiving mental sexual stimulation with or from an especially pleasant voice and/or accent." Why pick one? I pick both! Variety is the spice of life and sex. Enjoy it and be safe kids. And always wear protection, that means some ear condoms if you are practicing aural sex.

TG caption: afraid-to-choke-wish

We were just talking about phobias so here is an appropriate TG cap as a follow up.

TG caption: great-shift-slut

There is nothing better than finding yourself in a new body with new urges.

Question: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

My favorite ice cream flavor is the classic chocolate milky one. I do enjoy strawberry and pistachio too and really any ice cream flavor. But chocolate is like the old faithful, it always works to quench my urge for dark yummy milky ice cream. I think a good one is also not too hard, a little bit soft on the edges making it a little slimmey and goey but still very yummy. It makes it just so much easier than sucking on a hard stick. I enjoy that it melts in my mouth as I lick it and then goes right down my throat. At times though I like to enjoy it and just let it rest on my tongue and take it a little slower and easier. What is your favorite flavor and kind of... ice cream?

Question: Do you swallow cum often?

No, but maybe I should. The thought of swallowing cum comes to me when I'm dressed and highly aroused. looking at some nice pictures or videos of girls sucking and having their lips wrapped around a nice hard cock always makes me lick my cherry coated lips. At those times, I find that my mind starts wandering about all the things I'd do if I had someone pumping in and out of my mouth... the feeling of his cock tensing up and eventually blowing his load in my mouth. It is in that moment that I find my hand wandering up to my mouth...