TG caption: cucumber

In this TG caption, at least she will always have a hard on in her panties.

TG comic: one-day-spa

In this TG caption I show you how easy it is to change first impressions.

Question: Do you have any tips for sticking dildos in your bum, so it doesn't hurt so much?

I really do not have any experience with dildos since I'm a virgin! I can't really help you there, sorry. From what I hear you can have toys of different sizes and start slow till you are ready to take in that wonderful 8" or maybe you're a naughty girl and want to go the full 10". I can only imagine it would slip really nice and easy if you have a sexy helper to assist with lubing everything nice and slippery and keep those girly thoughts going. It sure would get me in the mood and I would be spreading my ass cheeks really wide...

TG caption: one too many emails

Don't you hate spam? I'm changing anyone who spams me with ads for Viagra or whatever into girls! Oh, wait! Wrong audience to say something like this.