Question: Who the hell is Lauren and how did you get so lucky?

Lauren is my girlfriend who found out I crossdress about a year ago and now taunts me and loves me at the same time. She's my best friend in the world. Oh yeah and she is hot.

Question: What are your most irrational fears? for example: mine is a reoccuring nightmare that I am brainwashed and made feminine with a lab grown STD and sent off to turn the world into bimbos. its very realistic and my doctor said that i'm just being paranoid.

It took me 7 months to answer this question. Proof that I do answer everything! I don't know whether to answer it seriously or to just write some fictional TG story. Obviously whomever asked this question is in dreaded fear of it actually happen and who is not to say it will never happen? So, here it goes...

I don't think I have any irrational fear as they are all very rational to me. I fear that one day I'll wake up and find that I have been down the rabbit hole too far and now I can't get out. I'd have transformed my body into a sex toy so much that there is no way I could ever look like a man again and my only option was to live life as a sex object. Oh wait... what was the question again?

Question: What are your long term plans as far as experimenting w the feminine? Do you see yourself crossdressing? T-girl model? Or perhaps SRS to go all the way?

Oh, the dreaded where do you see yourself in five years question. I really do not know. For many crossdressing is as far as it goes. I've been enjoying it so far and been taking some really tiny baby steps into finding my femininity. I keep telling myself that I'd go as far as trying out some hormones to get all the curves where they are supposed to be but even that is in the far-ish near-ish future.

It sure would be nice to have the soft curves that only a woman has. One day look in the mirror and see something like this looking back at me.

Question: Have you started taking female hormones? If so which one(s) - and how far do you plan to go?

No, not... yet. It is something that I have given some thought about it. I have no idea how to go about it. I hear you can get them off the web but much better to see a doctor because of serious health consequences. I know of one girl who self prescribed for a couple of years and she is ok, but to each their luck. I really would not know how to go about seeing a doctor. See, doctor... I have this fantasy... so... can you give me some hormones just for a few months?

Question: Have you eat your own cum and if so do you have any tip for some one to eat cum?

Already answered. Yes.

Question: I just burned the roof of my mouth on a hot pocket. What should I do? I think I'm getting a blister :'(

It's a good thing you asked me this question because immediate action is required. As soon as I got this email I sensed the emergency in your tone of question. Please do not panic. Here is what you have to do it and you need to do it fast if you want to live. Pay attention as you won't have another chance and I'm not repeating myself.

Step 1. Run downstairs to a sleazy bar/strip club where there are little holes on the stalls.

Step 2. IMPORTANT. Keep your mouth open at all times as you come closer to the little holes. Do not under any circumstances close your mouth as it would result in permanent damage caused by the hot pocket chemical residues.

Step 3. As you come into contact of the little hole, something hard will protrude from the other side and it will slide in and out of your mouth several times. Do not be scared. Soon you will feel moistness in your mouth which will start to relieve and heal your mouth.

Step 4. Stay in position as the hard softness pumps your mouth full of healing liquid. Make sure you open wide and let it hit the back of your throat where the hot pocket did most of the damage.

Step 5. As you feel the last squirts hit the back of your throat, say thank you.

Now, run and do as I told you before it is too late! I'd hate to lose another reader to the evils of hot pockets.

Guest TG captions

TG captions submitted by a guest. It is a different take on using the same pictures I have used before. The person who submitted this tells me it is their first attempt to making TG captions so I would not expect them to be as polished as some captions around the interwebs. Keep making more and trying new things as long as it is fun for you.

It is a different style than the ones I make but variety is the spice of life, right? They are shorter and more to the point so it is kind of like a drive-through fast TG caption order. Enjoy and remember not to chew.

TG caption: sorority-life

This is a fun and flirty TG caption that I made some time ago. I love sororities and all the wonderful things they provide young men and women.